Men over 40 should stare at large breasts for 10 minutes a day
 

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html

What if they're assmen, or leg guys? ;)

They're S.O.L., I guess. But I'm not a doctor so I wouldn't really know.

Well, that "doctor" is an anti-assite, and I for one take great umbrage. She must have bigguns, and needs some attention. And what about lesbians? Do they need to stare at OTHER large breasts, or can they be helped by staring at their own?

What happens to me if I look at giant peni every day?

Oooh, get your PhD quick, we're going to do this study! :)

Men of any age really!

http://standardmadness.com/columns/1...ally-justified

Depends, are they onanists?

If they need Depends, I'd definitely say they'd need to look at someone else's -theirs are probably tucked into the wasteband.....

Here's the problem with the study:

Who amongst us could truly refrain?

Wellll, maybe it's just to help guys not feel so bad about having to get yearly anal probes at that age. It's only fair, right?

But we have to have our breasts smashed between hard plates so y'all got something to look at.

I'm waiting on word from the grants people to see if I get funding to ascertain the effect of staring at large penises every day.

If I don't get the money I will ask for volunteers for an unofficial study. No, you don't need to apply, and you don't, oh, and you...seriously? Are you kidding with that thing? :lol:

I'll be in your control group Shawnee.
I managed nearly four years without gazing at ANY penises, so I may as well put my ability to good medical use.

Me too, but do you think that we may no longer be able to tell the difference between the larger penises, and the...ahem, shall we say girth-challenged penises? I do like the idea that we have not been inundated with penis, one right after the other, as they all started to look pretty much the same after a while (or so I vaguely recall.) Now I expect some sort of personality to be attached to a penis, otherwise it's all like meh.

I,too, bravely volunteer my expertise in the matter.

Strawberry Queens, UNITE!

Killjoy alert:

So, being that kinda guy, I moseyed over to Google Scholar and entered "Karen Weatherby". The first three hits mentioned the story and for a moment I wondered if holy crap is this real? Following the links however, reveals that this story has been academically denied for at least nine years.

Walker, JH and Le, Q (2001) Rural health and IT: a critical disclosure analysis perspective. In: The 6th National Rural Health Conference, 4-7 March 2001, Canberra, Australia.

I can't judge a penis by just looking though.
I go by fit.