NSFW Dream about a Dwellar
 

This happened last night...I had a "naughty dream" about another regular member here.

Would anybody care to guess who it was, and/or what happened? It was very graphic!

No.

Well duh, TheMercenary, of course. He was in a leather mask, and you were flogging him with a wet noodle.

I feel violated and my goat gave me a queer look this morning.

Whoever it was, I bet you were doing the Dwellar from behind. You're a self-admitted ass-man.

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Screaming "Surrender Dorothy!" at the top of his lungs.

hey CF.... I'm pretty imaginative, but I cannot visualize how he can "do it from behind" in the mouth. Was there a macro lens involved?




Actually, I've thought about it and I don't think I want it illustrated, but thanks anyway.

Flint butt fucks people in the mouth, so he must face fuck people in the ass.

If I had a dog that looked like me I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

He was probably dreaming about Pooka and he's probably not the only one.

It was LJ. It included a sock puppet, and you weren't dreaming btw. ;)

I was in the middle of a great snog last night (not with a Dwellar but with the boy I had a crush on in junior school) when Diz jumped onto the bed fresh from his litter tray.

I had to switch the light on and clean his poopy butt and paws.

Neddless to say when I got back to sleep the snogging dream was long gone. I was looking through a pile of Which? magazines for a specific review I just couldn't find. Sigh.

That's why I don't have kids, SG.

That's what you get for keeping a queer goat.:D