Mar 27, 2010: Oh Deer
 

I don't know where this picture was taken, but if you find them I'm sure they would be tasty.

http://cellar.org/2010/albinotrio.jpg

Breeding Albino Deer?

Ya gotta feel sorry for the deer. Not only are they extra prone to cancer from the sun, but they're probably very inbred, as well.

Plus, I'm sure that noise I'm hearing is some Cellarites sharpening their steak knives and fixing up the BBQ.

Sure sucks being on the low end of the food chain! :unsure:

It's all done with mirrors and a large bottle of peroxide.

I'm not sure they're deer. Neck is short, eyes are different. Maybe they're chupacabra in disguise.

hmmm, because they have no pigmentation -- the rectangular pupils are much more pronounced. They really look like goats here, but normal deer have very dark pupils so you don't notice the shape.

Deer are Caprine. split hooves, oval pupils.

or so I always thought.

I had never heard the term 'Cervine'

not your average African animal



El Chupacabra
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...ntro-small.jpg Name: El Chupacabra
Nickname: Chupa
Alias: El Vampiro de Moca
Closest "known" relative: Jersey Devil
Height: 4.5 to 5.5 feet
Weight: unknown
Eyes: very large, often red
Build: quasi-simian-kangaroo-reptile
Likes: goats, chickens, cows, horses, dogs, cats, ducks, travel
Dislikes: bright, shining lights
Favorite hangouts: Guanica, Puerto Rico; Canovanas, Puerto Rico; Klamath Falls, Oregon; Miami, Florida; Calama, Chile; Juarez, Mexico; Sonora, Mexico
OREGON!? :eek:

The pupils are probably distorted because the sun and snow make it very bright.

:drool:

We're still talking about the deer, right?;)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm....White meat.

I think they are deer, they may not be whitetail deer.

Just for reference, this is what most taxidermists use for a whitetail:

And...(just because)

They're smiling because they all farted at the exact same time.