tw hurt me real bad
 

Please post here all the times tw hurt you real bad.

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HE DID HURT ME! He hurt me real bad.

I'm still getting over it.

:mecry:

this one time....

he tied my hand to a board and broke each one of my knuckles with a ball-peen hammer

I saw him whack a guy's peepee. Just for fun.

KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE DING DING!

I told him "More Lube!" but he just laughed.

I hope tw knows I'm just messing. I like tw. :)

Sure you do. With a nice red sauce.

tw hurt me more than anyone else. He swung a hammer. Teeth on that hammer tore skin right off a finger that was holding the nail. Blood everywhere. Pain for days. Ugliest looking finger I ever did see. Nobody was hurt by tw as much as I was.

Let him hold his own nails.

Does Chianti go with red sauce?

tw, you should get a nail gun! Ouch!

sorry about your finger

... so I learned how to finger paint - monochromatically.

when life gives you lemons .... .... keep the juice the hell away from your mangled finger.

I dreamed that tw said I had less integrity than an MBA.
That hurt me real bad, because when I woke up I knew he really meant it.

Hall of Fame: Most brief tw post ever. I am gauging the word count here, and it is below the minimum 100. :D