The Cellar - Jan 22, 2010: Two Headed Hopper

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Jan 22, 2010: Two Headed Hopper

Juan Jaramillo of Medellín, Colombia, is a bird watcher and photographer of insects, especially butterflies.

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My country is one of the most biodiverse in the world, we are number one or two in the number of species of birds, butterflies, orchids and anphibians, so I will try to share with You wath I can photograph.

Jaun post this picture of a two headed Grasshopper on TREKnature.

http://cellar.org/2010/two_headed.jpg

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This insect belongs to the Orthoptera order, where the grasshoppers, crickets and katydids are.
I don't know the scientific name. The animal looks like it has two heads, and the red one is more attractive probably to distract a possible predator from the real one .
The picture was taken in a farm with an old coffee plantation, in Amaga, state of Antioquia, Colombia. The altitude is 1.400 m above sea level.

Granted Jaun's English is a little rough, but it's a hell of a lot better than my Spanish.
That hopper ain't scared, he tells his predators, Bite my ass. :blush:

The best I can come up with here is to dip it in chocolate - still it seems like a waste of good chocolate to me - meh.

So does this mean one of the heads has an asshole for a mouth?

If so, I'm going to name it "Cheney".:right:

Oh shit, here comes the buttfuck him in the mouth jokes. :rolleyes:

chocolate highway???

I've heard of the beast with two backs, but this is getting to be ridiculous.

Maybe he keeps his dinosaur brain in there. Also a lucrative Adidas futbol contract could be his if he can grow another red stripe.

I've got a pic of a lizard with two tails that I took in my backyard. I'll see if I can find it and post it this weekend.

What are YOU looking at, butthead?

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Originally Posted by SPUCK (Post 629417)

Is it a Pushme Pullme?

Pushme Pullyou.

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 629039)

The best I can come up with here is to dip it in chocolate - still it seems like a waste of good chocolate to me - meh.

No, no. Wrap it in bacon, then dip it in chocolate.

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Originally Posted by SPUCK (Post 629417)

Is it a Pushme Pullme?

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Originally Posted by newtimer (Post 629421)

Pushme Pullyou.

I need a pushyou pullme.