Funniest Thing I've Heard This Year
 

So, I'm playin' on the 'puter. Got a movie on in the background, "Sex Drive". Dude is telling his brother that he thinks he may be gay. Bro goes all anti and shit, and says: "No way! No fucking way is my little brother taking it in the chili ring!" Milk came out my nose, but I was drinking Dr. Pepper.

the chili ring?

Haha, Gravdigr !

I've heard cinnamon ring, chocolate starfish, etc. but not chili ring.