Is three inches very long?
 

I don't think I have I all that much to brag about, but my wife says she's never been with another man with such a long nose hair.

braided or unbraided?

Maybe not, but I bet my husband's eyebrows have yours beat.

I thought we were talking about your beard.

Was that hair flacid?

Where are you measuring from?

Three inches is three inches.
Whether it is long or not depends on the medium being measured.

Three inches of quality writing for example, would leave me wanting more.
Three inches of drivel is far too long.

Yeah, I should think 3 inches of dribble would be annoying.

[Is three inches very long?]

Depends. Going in the front, or going in the back?

Also, is there such a thing as nose taint? Because, as every man knows, you measure from the taint.