Funky's on the Moan
 

New telephone game!

For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we compare first and last sentences. Hilarity ensues.

So without further ado...

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

Juuuust kidding. Let's pick on Wordpress in honor of their recent massive pwnage:

"I would say deleting the file is good, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade."

(That turned out to be wrong, btw. Big time.)

"I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade."

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you manage to delete the file during an ejaculation.

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.

I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.

I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.