I'm a lunatic!
 

Woke up thirsty last night at about 2:30. Decided to go downstairs and get some juice.

Then decided to sit outside on my balcony in the light of the full moon drinking it.

In the buff.

Risky behavior? Mebbe. But then, what can you expect from a looney?

Soul mate.

:p

Only risky if the mossies find you :eek:

Or if you sit on a spider. You weren't sitting on a tuffet, were you?

lounge chair. What are mossies?

Ah. Then you only have to worry about lounge lizards.

Rookie.

So this is your first time? I ususally take a buff moonlight stroll with my juice.

And my ocelot.

well, I didn't mention the time I had actual intercourse out there. No full moon that night, though.

(howls!)

don't say, 'had actual intercourse'


say anything else

Anything else?

Fucked hard core like a fat kid who loves cake and your fat 3rd grade teacher.

anything else

Not to go G rated but, we fenced under that moon last night.

Had wild monkey sex?