The Dalai Lama's Nephew
 

...is in my house right now.

Is he hot?

;)

Tell him I said "hello, Dalai".

Really?

Ask him if como se llama means "what is the name of your llama?"

Oh, wrong lama.

Ogden Nash can help you keep them straight:

The Lama

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.*

-- Ogden Nash

*The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as a three-alarmer. Pooh.

fo' shizzle
lama nizzle in th' hizzle?

This is what I want to know as well.

Is his name Fernando Lama?

Can he hear the drums, Fernando?

Will you be elaborating further or are you just teasing us?

Tell him to tell his dad to quit jaywalking. Just because he's the friggin Dalai Lama, and just because he's hungry and wants a sandwich, and the crosswalk is soooo far away.........give me a break.....like he's a friggin god or something........

Why's he there Ibby?

He's seeking spiritual advice from the Dalai Ibram.

...as he should. The Ibram One is wise.