Dog/Pepperoni and LOVE
 

My dog only cares about how big of a chunk of pepperoni she's going to get.

I feel very used and dirty.



A usual feeling for me.


What does your stupid sexist dog care about?

No dog. :(

If I had a dog, it would be a giant gentle Wolfhound. She would probably only care about the pepperoni, too.

Taj, my cat, luvs pepperoni. I caught her jumping off the counter once when I had made a frozen pizza. I said "hey, what are you doing" and she looked at me all innocent like "who, ME?" with pepperoni grease all over her mouth fur. :lol:

Am I the only one worried about the fact that Bri is worried about what HER dog thinks about the size of HER "pepperoni"? :eek:

I choose not to reflect on that. My dog only cares about the next flying disk.

My stupid sexist dog is so concerned about having a pristine vaginal area that she licks her zone for a full minute after coming back in from a pee. But in the presence of just about any other dog, almost the first thing she'll do is let out a few drops.

(It's "submissive urination", pack behavior; the lass is just about as timid and submissive as any dog you'll know.)

My old dog was like that. She'd belly crawl up to people and piss on their shoes. :) I miss that dog.

I could validate that feeling for you.

Would you validate my parking, please?

All both of our dogs ever want are pats. Sheba - the big one - will simply park her head under your hand and before you even realise it, you're patting her. Sally - the little one - just jumps up and down on the spot till you get tired of it and bend down to pat her.

My husky wants to go out and RUN. She is hysterical. Tonight she was outside, she was sitting, watching the border collie INTENSELY, he was in the bushes, and when he came out, she ran after him and POUNCED! I swear it was like watching one of my cats! :D

The border collie, he just wants love and attention.

Another run for the border. ;)

Biscuits. Biscuits and sausages. And chicken. Biscuits, sausages and chicken. And popcorn.

I thought my dog would eat anything. He never refuses a bite of human food....even carrots, celery, onion, potato. But he wont eat cucumber!

My cat wants me to offer him a taste of anything I am eating, but wont eat most human foods...even meats! The only thing he will eat is ham and something sweet.

No dogs here.

Our cats want bacon. It's all about the bacon.

Here, the magic food from the fridge is CHEESE!

Plus side - at least it's easy to give them pills.

But then, all three of my dogs are big friendly, goofy, loving beasts. Food, toys, belly-pats, butt scratches, doesn't matter. All results in happy pups and humans covered in muddy paw prints and fur. Joy!