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Sundae 07-01-2009 09:24 PM

Not the Photo ID Thread
 
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See what I did there?
Fooled the terrorists :)

Okay.
I look like Myra Hindley.
It's not my fault - we're not allowed to smile any more.
And the rest.
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General photo requirements
Eyes must be open and clearly visible, with no flash reflections and no "red eye"
Facial expression must be neutral (not frowning nor smiling) with the mouth closed
Photos must show both edges of the face clearly
Photos must show a full front view of face and shoulders, squared to the camera
Photos must not show the subject looking over one shoulder (portrait style) or with head tilted to one side or backwards or forwards
The face and shoulder image must be centered in the photo
There must be no hair across the eyes
Photos must reflect/represent natural skin tone
Photos must be clear, sharp and in focus
Photos with shadows on the face or background are unacceptable
Photos must be taken with uniform lighting and not show shadows or flash reflection on the face and head
Photos must show a plain, uniform, light grey or cream background. 5 - 10% grey is recommended as a background.
Hats or head coverings are not permitted except when worn for religious reasons and only if the full facial features are clearly visible
Black and white photos are not acceptable
Where very young children are being supported, the hands if visible must not be above the shoulder
Photos must not be manipulated, for example, by removing spots or softening lines, shadows, etc
Please bear in mind this is a photo of a photo. So it's probably grimmer than it looks!

jinx 07-01-2009 09:39 PM

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I like it SG... it looks like a passport photo...

Sundae 07-01-2009 09:42 PM

I feel better now.
Though you still exude your own brand of sexuality.

Jim sez - I probably won't, but hey, try me anyway (or is that just wishful thinking?)
Jinx sez - Oh darlin', you can't afford even to LOOK!

monster 07-01-2009 10:00 PM

oh mine tops all of those for convict value... wait.....

monster 07-01-2009 10:05 PM

ok, you have to wait long time, I'm out of beer, it's late, off to bed.....

lumberjim 07-01-2009 10:07 PM

this is bullshit

xoxoxoBruce 07-02-2009 12:07 AM

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Hats or head coverings are not permitted except when worn for religious reasons and only if the full facial features are clearly visible
What's a Muslim to do? ;)

Clodfobble 07-02-2009 09:22 AM

Have her male relatives drive her around, of course!

Sundae 07-02-2009 09:57 AM

A Muslim to-do?
A fight outside a mosque about who makes the best saag aloo?

jinx 07-02-2009 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 579099)
oh mine tops all of those for convict value... wait.....

Waiting...:zzz:

lumberjim 07-02-2009 01:42 PM

this is bullshit

Undertoad 07-02-2009 03:33 PM

http://cellar.org/2009/toadids.jpg

plthijinx 07-02-2009 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 579099)
oh mine tops all of those for convict value... wait.....

here's mine:

Razzmatazz13 07-08-2009 04:07 PM

Toad is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteee


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