Classicman (R) Pleads Insanity
 

Oh, I'm just messin' with ya. ;)

Insanity plea rejected. Guilty as charged. Remanded for sentencing.

;)

I appear before you ready for sentencing. Today you could send me to the gallows and it would be an improvement from the way I feel. So have at it folks - give it your best shot.

Eh, I gave you 100 years off your sentence for good behavior. You are free to go.

;)

No recidivisim, though.

Not so much pleading as bragging. :D