I bought a Vibrator ONCE
 

online and now they keep sending me all kinds of weird email stuff.

Does this happen to you?

Sorry, as soon as I saw the topic I thought Johnny Dangerously.

"My father hung me on a hook once. ONCE."

You gotta find a more trust-worthy company. ;)

My sister shot me once....

:)

You know that guy that Johnny Cash shot in Reno?

You know, the one he shot... just to watch him die.

Yeah, that was me. Once.

I've always bought mine in a shop. that way they don't know where you live ... :ninja:

Nice try but homeland security has installed GPS units in all of them.

And cameras on the tips.

The newer models have CCTV cameras in them :D

So, that's one bought, one stolen, two borrowed, one found on the street, and one made at home from everyday household components, right?

I've bought several online and have never received any unrequested contact.

They probably would have left you alone if you hadn't opted for the diesel.;)

and three axis solid state accelerometers.

You can do the math yourself from here...

No, surely it was the paint shaker attachment. ;)

My sister vas bitten by a Møøse ONCE...

My wife works at a shop that sells them now.