I'm exactly 5ft 9in. This has no bearing on acts of personal violence
 

Discuss.

I am 5' 7" and I find that I have moments of intense dislike, followed by the urge to punch or poke eyes, but the feeling dissipates if I have a lolly pop.

I do tend to do violence with my eyes, though.

That sounds kind of wrong.

Oh, wait, you mean nasty looks. Nevermind, I was thinking of something else entirely.

No, I mean lasers.

Still better than the image I had in my mind.

I'm 6'2 and seldom have to resort to violence. but then....maybe it's my breath?

Maybe???

:::breathes on you:::::

well?

Actually they're violas.

I played the viola for seven years. But no one ever attacked me over it.

I hear you can get fiddler crabs from that.

Of course not, that would be violins.

Which can lead to pre-marital sax.

and then everyone gets the French Horn

I'm 5'3", and while I sometimes have violent fantasies, acting out on them would be a really bad idea (except for the time I took an axe to the gas heater, that was cathartic) so mostly I bake, cry, or scream at the kitchen ceiling instead.