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Tiki 03-05-2009 11:24 PM

What the hell
 
I am drinking a beer, very slowly, and in between drinks I put a quarter on top to keep fruit flies/whatever out. Every damn time I pick it up, I forget the fucking quarter and it flies off and hits me in the chest. EVERY DAMN TIME.

xoxoxoBruce 03-05-2009 11:27 PM

Grab it with your prehensile cock. ;)

ZenGum 03-05-2009 11:29 PM

Why, is Tiki an echidna?

Tiki 03-05-2009 11:58 PM

Yes.

Cicero 03-05-2009 11:59 PM

LOL! You totally can't handle your drink................;) Here let me handle that for you..........

lumberjim 03-06-2009 12:05 AM

try a red quarter?

xoxoxoBruce 03-06-2009 01:15 AM

Make a hinge out of scotch tape.;)

limey 03-06-2009 01:39 AM

Why is Tiki an echidna?

DanaC 03-06-2009 04:08 AM

Long story Limey...

Sundae 03-06-2009 08:40 AM

Hmmmm, chat story it sounds like.
Said resentfully.
Hmmmmpf.

My parents have coasters that they don't want damaged. WTF? They're COASTERS! Designed to have drinks on them! Frame them and hang them on the wall if they're that precious.

Anyway. This means you have to have disposable coasters (little papery cocktail things) on top of the coasters. Cold drinks sweat, so every time you lift them up the damned papery thing comes with it, and drifts gently down onto your lap. Hot drinks seem to create a vacuum, so every time you lift them up the... you get the picture.

My parents are house-sitting for 9 days at the end of the month. I'm going to have a non-coaster jamboree.

Tiki? If flies are really such a big deal, I'd consider moving. I am. Considering I mean.

classicman 03-06-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 542134)
Cold drinks sweat, so every time you lift them up the damned papery thing comes with it, and drifts gently down onto your lap. Hot drinks seem to create a vacuum, so every time you lift them up the... you get the picture.

Thats called a bev-meter - Make a game of it and see how far you can get it to stay with the can or go for maximum distance.

Shawnee123 03-06-2009 10:33 AM

I hate coasters...they don't absorb anything. My solution? Never let a beverage sit long enough to develop condensation.

Tiki: put a shot glass upside down over your beer...it's an old bar trick we used to keep fruit flies out of the liquor bottles at night. Those flies love them some tequila, and whiskey.

Tiki 03-06-2009 02:01 PM

Good idea! Thanks!

Tiki 03-06-2009 07:42 PM

I seem to be having a retarded week all around... stress must be making me grind my teeth at night, and I think my jaw is already sensitive from a bad dental experience last week, because my TMJ is flaring up so badly it hurts to eat soup.

Ah well.

At least if this goes on for very long I'll lose a few pounds...

ZenGum 03-06-2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey (Post 542069)
Why is Tiki an echidna?

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 542043)
Grab it with your prehensile cock. ;)

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