Please, please, please....
 

...he's on my Christmas list for this year....ok?

D & G can certainly pick em

I certainly have no objection to you taking him home. Have at it. ;)

makes me think back to my days as a model

Why would you want a gay man, Ducks? Besides, if he has to wear two watches, you know he'd always be late for your dates.

If you watch enough Stooges when you are young, you can find a clip for every occasion.

He looks like an old boyfriend of mine.

Better off with something less high maintenance. ;)

The hair's awful. Why would a man do that to his head?

And I'm sure he's compensating for something else.

A limited world view?

Something's limited.

Fella oughtn't be a swimsuit model.

Maybe it was just really cold? lol

while I appreciate the body and the bone structure, the hair IS ridiculous. And I'll bet he's not very handy around the house. At my age, I want a man who is handy. Forget the romance, just fix the sink.

(and be a literary genius, too :)

What's wrong with the hair? Mine looks a lot like that, only it lays flat.

I shaved it to hide a bad dye job (my wife isn't allowed to do my hair anymore) and it's now about 1.5 inches long. With bed head, I look JUST like him, less the tat.

You can have him if I can have Steve Pemberton.
Or Ian Hislop.

You could change sides of the bed with him depending on whether you're in the mood for tats or not.

And while you've got him.... feed the poor bastard.

ADDENDUM

Also buy him a shirt and make him pull his goddam britches up.