Feb 21, 2009: Toilet
 

I'll be there in a minute Honey, I have to use the toilet.

Oh, it's dirty... Honey, didn't the maid clean the bathroom today?

Yes Dear.

http://cellar.org/2009/toilet1.jpg

Well you should fire her because the toilet is filt....

http://cellar.org/2009/toilet2.jpg

... uh, nevermind. :eek:

Oh Honey, you better call the plumber...

make that the exterminator...

no wait, forget it...

I'll handle it.

http://cellar.org/2009/toilet3.jpg

He couldn't use the toilet, but I'll bet he had to wipe anyway.

If that were me.....

Holy Shit! I can fly!

What a pain in the ass!

Fixed it for ya:)

"No doc...that's what happened, I swear. I just sat down and..."

So who's volunteering to suck the poison out this time?

And it's a nice brown color, too - clever disguise!

...The doctor says 'you gonna die.''

"The plumber called. Says he thinks he might have left his snake here. Have you seen it?"

Funny people! :)

Somebody forgot to wipe their asp.






PS: Hello Everyone! I've been coming to the IOTD for years and reading all your comments and enjoying them.
I have no idea why I finally decided to join the crowd.

Welcome Tawny, glad you can join us!

Hi Tawny - welcome aboard - get it a board. :haha:

picks up microphone "Jim, quiz on aisle 8"

"I'm tired of these mother-effin' snakes in this mother-effin' bowl!"

Is that toilet in Florida?

I'll bet it's in Florida...