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Aliantha

02-16-2009 06:31 PM

Alfie - 13 year old Dad

Have you heard this story yet?

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INNOCENT-eyed Alfie Patten spent his first night acting as a 13-year-old dad and declared: “It was easier than I thought.”
The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”

But the plot thickens...

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Alfie Patten has reportedly demanded a DNA test to prove he really is a father at age 13 after two other teenagers are said to have claimed they had slept with his girlfriend.

The schoolboy was described as another symbol of 'broken Britain after it emerged that he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, had parented baby Masie, born five days ago.

But today the scandal took another twist after it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.

SteveDallas

02-16-2009 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 535375)

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. . . it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.

Surely they meant "or." :angel:

Aliantha

02-16-2009 06:47 PM

You'd think so huh. ;)

monster

02-16-2009 07:15 PM

Why are they giving out the names of minors?

Elspode

02-16-2009 07:18 PM

'Cause they just want to be famous?

Pie	02-16-2009 07:24 PM

They posted it on their MySpace pages...

footfootfoot

02-16-2009 07:35 PM

What's it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the moment we live?
What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie?
Are we meant to take more than we give
or are we meant to be kind?
And if only fools are kind, Alfie,
then I guess it's wise to be cruel.
And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie,
what will you lend on an old golden rule?
As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Alfie,
I know there's something much more,
something even non-believers can believe in.
I believe in love, Alfie.
Without true love we just exist, Alfie.
Until you find the love you've missed you're nothing, Alfie.
When you walk let your heart lead the way
and you'll find love any day, Alfie, Alfie.

Aliantha

02-16-2009 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 535395)

Why are they giving out the names of minors?

I don't know. Maybe their parents allowed it? Seems to me they must have a fairly 'flexible' group of parents for them all to be underage and doing the dirty...with the same chick, who really doesn't look like a sluzza at all.

monster

02-16-2009 07:58 PM

ah, I see now, it's because The Sun paid them wadges of moolah

ZenGum

02-16-2009 08:40 PM

250,000 quid was what I read. For that money even I would knock up a ... 14 ... errrmmm... no, don't think I would...

monster

02-16-2009 08:52 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7889392.stm

interesting 1917 sex ed film

monster

02-16-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 535431)

250,000 quid was what I read. For that money even I would knock up a ... 14 ... errrmmm... no, don't think I would...

buys a truckload of diapers and playstation games after the fact, though

footfootfoot

02-16-2009 09:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7Fh...eature=related

monster

02-16-2009 10:07 PM

There's something wrong with her lips. did they do cosmetic surgery back then?

Tulip

02-17-2009 12:30 AM

Goodness...:eek: My friend is a middle school teacher and such news aren't strange to her. She's heard them one too many times.

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