When I Went Into Class Today...
 

When I walked into my philosophy classroom today, the previous class had just ended. The prof was still there, chatting with students. I went and sat down at a desk in front, where I usually sit ('cause I'm a nerd). I looked up.

The powerpoint presentation slide was still up on the screen.

Heading:

EJACULATION

I can't remember the subtitles...something about release and "aaaah" ;)

Yikes.

I didn't know what to do. Sit there and blush? I decided it was time for some heavy-duty studying. Nope, I don't see nothin'.

I swear, you never know what you're gonna see in college.

YOU MUST FIND OUT WHAT CLASS THIS IS! I want to sign up for Spring!!

:)

PS - why the hell are you up at this hour? I mean, I know why I'm up, but why are you?

That statement is beyond true.

No, you!

It's Human Sexuality.

I stay up really late all the time. It's a bad habit.

Wait...you're in a Human Sexuality class and were. . surprised? shocked? to see the word Ejaculation?

Hell, if I was taking a Human Sexuality class, I'd be pissed if I didn't see Intercourse, Cunnilingus and Ejeculation in EVERY class. (The words, that is....)

No, it was the class before mine.

Oh, I wondered why Human Sexuality would be a philosophy class. lol

I guess an argument could be made for that angle.

My faculty advisor in college taught Human Sex...and he was funny and made it very interesting, to say the least. (Don't get weird ideas I don't mean THAT.)

I remember we had a bunch of students from what we called (kind of embarrassing now, no offense to believers) the God Squad, a religious fraternity. At first we were like "oh no they're going to protest everything" but they had fun too and added a lot to discussions.

Oh no, my philosophy class is all about gambling.

Of course, I guess one could say the same about sex.

Roulette, anyone?

If you are in college, the classroom is the absolute last place you need to go to learn about sex.

I would assume these students are taking the course for their major, perhaps in social work, psychology, or nursing.

But yeah, Beestie, you're right. They ought to come to the cellar. Everything you need to know and then some. ;)

I'd recommend some heavy petting, instead.:)

you were embarassed by the word, "ejaculation?"

I sat in a human sexuality class when I was in college once. I fell asleep and snored. I was really, really tired that day. :p