Hi guys
 

I decided I like you, so I'm gonna hang out for a while.

'Cause apparently what I really need is to have another forum to distract me from working, I guess? I don't know. Anyway, I'm a recent safari-goer, but rather than continue using my safari name I figured I would join using a handle that I've been using online since my dialup BBS days.

Welcome. Sit down. Rest your feet.

Hello Tiki, Welcome. Tell us a little about yourself - feel free to dip your feet in the waters and get comfortable.

That you know the words "dial up" and "BBS" that should hold you in good stead here!

Welcome.

I knew some of you would go native.

Hi Tiki,
Welcome to the Cellar. It's good to have you.

Greetings Tiki! Enjoy! :D

Thanks for the welcome!

More about myself? Well, let's see. I'm a 37-year-old in the process of getting a divorce. I've got three kids. For a living I'm a lampwork glass artist, for fun I geek it up on the internet, walk, garden, swim, rollerskate, knit, or occasionally go camping. I've been "Tiki" online since about 1989, on such obscure boards with tiny user bases as "Key880", "Extreme Books", "Cervix Couch", and "The Cheese Vault". I once ran a board called "John Brown's Ode to Whiskey", which a vindictive ex deleted right before moving out, so it was reborn as the short-lived "Big Gay Tiki's Big Gay BBS".

Um

I have a lot of pets, and my housemate is a beautiful chemist.

I like sticks, and cones, and orange, and am a founding member of the bacon cult.

:welcome: Home Tiki. We like you , you do not have to address us as Lord Fargon.

Wow - Have we got a thread for you - Bacon!...wtf

Welcome Tiki!

Like stained glass lamps? Or something else?

wana go on a star trek internet safari to principia discordia with us?

Beads, marbles, and small vessels, mostly. :)

I think it might be a little weird... and a little fun!

The bacon taped to a cat is my eternal favorite!