Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop!
 

Watch this in high quality if you can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

This may be one of the very best Onion Newscasts they've ever done.

"virtually unbreakable, unless dropped or hit"

:lol:

The Onion Rox.

--Be sure to pause it to see what the autofill sentances actually are, for an extra hoot ;)

I like these...

"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."

and

"Everything is just a few hundred clicks away"

"Here at Apple, we like to think that we're giving customers features they don't even realize they want yet."

"I like how an email automatically says 'sent from a Macbook Wheel'...That way people know you have one."

That second one made me laugh too. It's just like the iPhone. :)

Yabbut Blackberrys did it first.

True dat

I changed my Blackberry options so mine stopped saying that. Although it is good to have it on there so people will forgive your crappy typing.

At least change it to say crackberry.