How To Maintain Your Insanity
 

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow.



2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!



3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.



4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.



5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for marijuana."



6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.



7. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.



8. Speciify that your drive-thru order is "to go."



9. Sing along at the opera.



10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.



11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!!! I Won!!!"



12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling ... "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!"



13. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."



and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ...



14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER ANS ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

[doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman you can do this!]

[ nitpick] Espresso.[ /nitpick]

OMG, love it nirv, great find. Brilliant!
Err, I mean insane.

Meh. I've already done all that stuff. I did it Wednesday.

That list made me lol

did it make you lol out LOUD?

You know what, Bri, I fucking well think it did!

I snickered out loud. ;)

I like the one about asking "you want fries with that?" I may very well start doing that around here.

Problem is, my daughter will say YES, go get me some! She's a potato fiend.

I've done #6 and #9.

#13 for us :lol:

#1 Do anything Cicero does on a regular basis.
#2 Then tell a lot of people about it. Especially strangers.

:)