Why does homosexuality hurt?
 

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from your own experience, things friends have confided, or just some shit you made up on the spot.

Cause two really hot lesbian chicks making out and getting all slurpy makes my special purpose kind of achy.

You know, I don't get that one.

Who cares if lesbians are making out? Unless you're also a lesbian. I never got why guys go gaga over lesbians. By definition guys are out of bounds. Guys have even less of no chance than usual.

It's like people actually believe that a lesbian just 'needs a good dicking' to be set straight.

Probably because who really cares if they're lesbians. They're chicks making out. that's double the breasticles and kitties. it's just a fantasy for most guys anyway.

Like dogs chasing cars which they have no intention of driving.

Why
do
they
do
it?

'cause (he likes to believe) the girls might be bi. Then, they're all ready and the guy doesn't have to do all that foreplay stuff. And when he finishes, they can keep going together while he recovers.

I'd far rather watch gay porn than straight porn.
It does hurt at all if I do it properly.

I'm sorry, but I think you'll find that was my question?

but did you take the time to post a poll with a a clone thread BY a clone user ID?

I care. I give 100%

Nope :3_eyes: . And just why do you care, prithee? Unles you are personally involved in some way ...?

Stresspuppy, ZenGum, it's just that it's two excited women in the same frame. Sort of like an orgy with the Doublemint twins, only usually less minty.

Works the same way for the distaff side, though it's considerably less talked about. The bulk of the market that buys Japanese gay porno comics is straight Japanese housewives. And like in a lot of porno-pairing fanfiction, the characters' romantic-relationship style is really more feminine than masculine. But, hey wow, two hot cocks, only one of which is Lumberjim's, for only the effort of nailing one...? For orgies anyway, or mainly just a nice schlick, what's not to like?