celebrities I would Kill
 

since we seem to have the other two components of this game......

i'm not naming any names though, cuz i'm not crazy.

this might be a short thread

I can't think of any I would kill, but there are plenty I would pointedly ignore. And maybe banish to a hermitage somewhere.

Orenthal James Simpson

I don't wish anyone death, but I would not be overly sad if something happened to Mr. Simpson.

Yeah, that'd be a real shame.

Again, I don't advocate murder.
But if something happened to Miquita Oliver or Iain Lee, I can't see myself breaking down into tears.

Ideally I'd just like them to be banned from television by a jury of their peers for being terrible at their jobs. Oh and maybe have to go on some sort of Restart course, just to hammer home how poor they are at what they do. Oh and make it a criminal offence for either of them to fake-laugh ever again.

I think I'm done.

I don't care for killing, but if I could I might be convinced to throw some rotten fruit at J. Ho, Adam Sandler, or Bill Paxton.

Does it count if I say I want to sexually abuse Matt Damon and that he might die from exhaustion?

Yea...I'm not into killing. Especially if it isn't someone that is currently stabbing or raping me. I might consider it then...But I have to agree with UT here...I would not be saddened if something grotesque happens to happen to OJ, that would entail a long excruciatingly painful life. I would like to see OJ live!! Oh yes. Maybe if he lost his arms and legs in a freak accident, and kept living. That would be awesome. I'm not wishing it on him or anything, I just certainly wouldn't mind the occurrence of gore in that situation.

I quite like Iain Lee...

But, but... He thinks he is so much funnier than he is! Excusable in a civilian, punishable in a presenter.

And he says things, and when people don't find them as funny as he expects he is so condescending. He's like the bully at the back of the class, except he doesn't even have the self confident charm that most bullies have. He's the worst parts of an embarrassing geek tied with a bully.

Argh.

Honestly, for years he's been named on my First Against the Wall list. Assuming I have a say in the revolution of course (and why not). I'm sorry Dana, but you will have to decide which side your loyalties are on. And it might be remembered that you tried to save him after all. I'm human - I bear grudges.

*nods slowly* well....when you put it like that...I still feel compelled to argue that what you dislike is in fact a persona rather than the person, as arrogance and narcissism were key components of his persona on the Eleven O'Clock Show (where he first came to people's attention, along with the superb Daisy Donovan).

dana is drunk. here's proof:



oh, you fucker....you edited that!

He played the character on RI:SE then.
And on every talking heads show I've seen him on.

Are you sure it's a persona?

PS I don't llike Daisy Donovan either. Compounded by the fact a significant man in my past suggested it was because she was attractive!?!?!?!?!? Shocking.

lol I really liked Daisy. So much so, when J and I were doing some machinima based on the Anarchy Online game, my news reporter character was firmly based on her: Daisy Diamond.