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ZenGum 10-23-2008 08:50 AM

Packs of robots to hunt uncooperative humans
 
The full story is from New Scientist. Edited highlights follow:


Quote:


The Pentagon are looking for contractors to provide a "Multi-Robot Pursuit System" that will let packs of robots "search for and detect a non-cooperative human".

SNIP

Given that iRobot last year struck a deal with Taser International to mount stun weapons on its military robots, how long before we see packs of droids hunting down pesky demonstrators with paralysing weapons? Or could the packs even be lethally armed?

[Expert interview]
"What we have here are the beginnings of something designed to enable robots to hunt down humans like a pack of dogs. Once the software is perfected we can reasonably anticipate that they will become autonomous and become armed.
..We can also expect such systems to be equipped with human detection and tracking devices including sensors which detect human breath and the radio waves associated with a human heart beat. These are technologies already developed."


I do NOT approve. :headshake

We've banned many weapons before. We should ban this now.

Sundae 10-23-2008 09:13 AM

Excellent idea.
If you're not uncooperative, you won't be hunted by robots. Seems fair enough to me.

Shawnee123 10-23-2008 09:56 AM

Robots have never been proven to be a deterrent. A person committing a crime of passion, for instance, does not stop to think "hey, I better not stab my husband 16 times, those freaking robots will find me. CRAP."

Cicero 10-23-2008 10:02 AM

Well now I have to figure out how to kill robots first. Fuck. Where are my huge freaking magnets? :) Then I will be cited for the destruction of government property at 2 mil. instead of the lowly 20,000....Oh this does throw a "wrench" in things. lol!

Do they have a chip for passive aggressive humans yet? How to sniff one out that is? I might be safe, for awhile...

Oh and all that AI stuff science fiction has been trying to warn us about...it's here. Have you guys met HAL?


Practicing:

Stay back robots! I have huge magnets and will destroy your processor and any monitor you may have. Stay back! I have a garden hose! I have paint and will spray it all over your lenses!

Oh and stay away from my puppy too or I'll get really mad. Let vehicles that have done this be an example!:D

glatt 10-23-2008 10:13 AM

robots. pfft! Big deal.

You just carry a super-soaker filled with salt water. Kills them every time.

Cicero 10-23-2008 10:21 AM

Heh.....Made in China? Heh.. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11...obot_hack_war/

Why am I being arrested by a robot that speaks Mandarin? Damn. Damn. :)

SamIam 10-23-2008 10:50 AM

Really! All the best robots speak cantonese. ;)

Shawnee123 10-23-2008 11:02 AM

Next thing you know, robots will get "the vote."

We need tough legislation.

Cicero 10-23-2008 11:09 AM

Well I think this thread should not give these people any ideas on how to design it. Seeing how it isn't complete....

1. Impervious to salt water.
2. Impervious to magnets.
3. Impervious to paint on lenses. (wipers)
4. Obtain the vote.

They should start paying up. All checks can be made to "cellar think tank unillimited". :)

Pie 10-23-2008 11:51 AM

I for one welcome our new robotic overlords.

Shawnee123 10-23-2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 496678)
Well I think this thread should not give these people any ideas on how to design it. Seeing how it isn't complete....

1. Impervious to salt water.
2. Impervious to magnets.
3. Impervious to paint on lenses. (wipers)
4. Obtain the vote.

They should start paying up. All checks can be made to "cellar think tank unillimited". :)

I bwaaahaaahaaa'd on # 3. Wipers. You kill me!:p

DanaC 10-23-2008 01:59 PM

It's ok. They'll be recalled within 6 months when the lead paint starts poisoning all the engineers.

Cicero 10-23-2008 02:01 PM

I'd pipe down Dana, I heard they were supposed to attack pinko socialists first. ;)

TheMercenary 10-23-2008 02:20 PM

Great idea. Unleash the robots. :lol2:

Pie 10-23-2008 02:21 PM

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