Have we discussed this invention yet?
 

I have this feeling of deja vu but I can't be sure. I've gotta go now.

http://www.stopabductions.com/

I don't think so. It sounds like it's pretty successful.

Oh for goodness sake.
Aliens can only abduct you if you have certain chemicals in your bloodstream. They use tracking devices and people with the relevant chemicals show up like beacons. Specifically anyone on anti-psychotic or psychotrophic drugs. This has been found to be the case in over 60% of abductions.

It's difficult to specify because of course the aliens have now infiltrated the drugs industry, and occasional and subtle changes have been made to many medications so that people show up on alien scanners.

Depending on metabolism, alcohol can sometimes show up as a marker. This accounts for approx 30% of abductions. Teetotallers are less often taken (less than 5%, with the other 5% classified as "other"), but any number of products now have hidden alcohol in them, including many low budget foods. It also serves as an addictive ingredient, making people buy more when they don't even like the taste, just like alcoholics.

Some people however are able to "tip-over" i.e. drink so much that they saturate the alien's screen and make their exact location difficult to pin point. This is what is assumed to have happened in cases where people who have no drugs in their system have been abducted. Given that we only have the word of these people regarding what they hae ingested however, it is impossible to be 100% sure.

Wearing a hat is unlikely to help anyone, and the statistics which suggest it does are meaningless - everyone knows that statistics can be manipulated to show anything you like.

I am placing a large order - If anyone in the Philly area would like to save a little on the shipping costs, pm me and we can meet up and tape our hats together one day over Chinese.

What can I say? I haven't been abducted. (No relation to the company, just a satisfied customer.)

I have abducted several aliens, and none of them had those helmets. I'm just saying...

I wonder if I could line tighty whities with that material to prevent the anal probe?

So you prefer uncut?

I hate charlatans. That guy doesn't understand abduction protocols at all.

I for one welcome our new alien overlords. With any luck, they'll keep the robots from suppressing us when we are uncooperative.

What if they are robot aliens? or would that be, alien robots? Either way, we're screwed.

They are coming. And we are watching.

http://www.illuminati.org/images/6/6...inati_logo.jpg

"The chances of anything scoming from Mars
Are a million to one" he said
The chances of anything coming from Mars
Are a million to one

But still, they come....

Looks quite successful yes!!!


Get a pic of a known suspect and put it there like I see one there now!!!!!!


Thats quite a good site!!!!!!!

That's foolish, why would anyone want to stay here.