Who on the West Coast can get me...
 

...Chocodiles, sent to St. Louis in decent shape before the 28th?

Talk to me.

You sir are a fucking pimp...thank you.

I'm like a google ninja.

Guess we know where your birthday money is gonna be spent!

a Chocodiles Defense...yes, I can see it now.

Oh, these are for April's birthday...hers is the 28th.

did you see the recipe for em? Probably won't taste the same without all the preservatives and food coloring etc., but probably better for you:

http://coconutlime.blogspot.com/2008...hocodiles.html

They look yummy, but why are they so expensive?

I guess 'cause they're a rare species. :shrug:

Gourment version at Amazon - Milk Chocolate dipped Twinkies. Real milk chocolate, but they cost 3 times as much, and the shipping is a bitch.

You know, I live in the home town of IBC, the company that makes Twinkies and all the Hostess cakes...and I've never heard of these things.

Holy crap, they have caramel ho ho's. I bet that would be like an orgy in my mouth!

Seriously though, I need a hookup on the East Coast for Wise potato chips.

Dude, you need a hook-up in Ohio for some Mike-Sells Potato Chips (the potato chip people are always running out of...)

I've never heard of Mike-Sells