Pirates of the Caribbean **SPOILERS**
 

Kiss of Death


I just finished watching POTC and realized every person Keira Knightley's character kisses ends up dying.

The Commodore (the man she's supposed to marry)

Jack Sparrow

Her Father

The Pirate leader of Singapore (he forces a kiss, then dies immediately)

William Turner (although he becomes undead, he still dies)

Also at the end of the final POTC she goes to give Jack Sparrow a kiss and he says "once is enough", and refuses.

huh.

still . . . she's mighty tempting

so, if she kissed my ding ding.....it would die?

Well you know, they didn't have great oral hygiene back then.

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Sry LJ.

Hey, you only live once. I'd slip her the tongue.

She can keep away from my cootchie. Bag of skin and bones anyway.

i like thin women but she is just too damn scrawny. and for that reason i will not be hooking up with her. well there's probably a thousand other reasons beyond my control, but for ego's sake i'll stick with "she's too scrawny".

She is thin, but she's always been that way. Look at Bend it Like Beckham from several years ago compared to a movie premier this summer. Is she that much thinner now? She looks about the same to me.

Then and now - I'm not making a judgement, I'm just saying my knickers stay on Ms Knightly.

I was really surprised to discover she was so thin, she certainly didnt show it in the first POTC.

She looks more fit in the first picture and much more wan in the second.

She's beautiful, though. I wouldn't kiss her...but let me be too skinny like her!

she's a little thin for my tastes, but she has really pretty eyes. and lips. I spend a lot of time during POTC staring at her mouth.