September 2, 2008(b): Intel group portrait
 

It's the opposite of what the commercials show. There are no disco lights. There is no dancing. There are no neon-colored suits. Just a noisy factory floor and everyone's face is covered.

http://cellar.org/2008/Group%20Pictures-Etch.jpg

Is that Cate Blanchett?

September 2nd, 2008: good ninja portrait
 

Fixed it for 'ya.

You can tell because of the white ninja outfits.

Intel...guaranteed hair free in 2008. Unlike your restaurant food. :greenface

That reminds me of a scene from Hot Fuzz.

That one guy, that one, that guy right there...He looks like Waldo.

I am getting an early Star Wars vibe...

They are closer to the colored moonsuit guys than I would have expected. I have one of them in shiny purple that's part of my terminal toy collection at home.

I dig the tinted safety glasses.

Third from the right... that guy is one of those "I'm so wacky!" attention whores, and I bet everyone else in the photo hates him.

I'm thinking they shouldn't get passports... but at least they should be safe from sexual harassment at work.

Actually, that's not a clean room, those are all just Muslim women before Labor Day.

I was thinking Lawrence of Arabia ala Peter O'Toole.

I think I hear some Devo playing in the background.

Too funny...I thought of Devo too. Are we not men?

Then again, I thought of the scene from Willy Wonka (the Gene Wilder one not the Johnny Depp one) with Mike TeeVee and Wonkavision.

"Not 'til you're 12, son."

He is funny tho, his radiation badge is glowing. I bet he's got plutonium in his pocket. Ha ha ha.