Shaft Olympics! NSWF--naughty language
 

after groovin' on the Village People's YMCA and hearing the Theme from
Shaft earlier this morning, I decided to give Shaft anther close listen.

The instrumental should, by all that's right and good, be background porno music...but when I really gave it a good listen, I felt it should be used as the background music for...get ready now....


















Olympic Fucking!


Wouldn't that be great? I find the best fuckers in each country and then have them compete in the gymnasium! I think it would inspire so many people to really go out there and give it their best! Since I thought of it, I want to be one of the commentators. Who wants to be my co-com?

Also, I would love to introduce John Shaft to my family as my finacee. It would go something like this, "Mom, dad! This is the man I've been telling you about! He's a helluva private dick, a real mean motherf*kker and real complicated so I'm the only one who can understand him, isn't that right Johnny Sweetie?" Oh, yeah.

That would certainly be "shaft" music, alright.

Oh, and I will definitely be your color commentator.

Excellent!

When can you go on the world tour with me? And, should we just automatically qualify certain...certain cellarites?

Ok: which dwellar thinks they've got the chops for Olympic F'ing?

(naturally, Sundae, you and DucksNuts are already on the team!)

Point of Order
 

If it's an Olympic event, unless UT declares the Cellar a separate country, SG and Ducky would be on competing teams. :(

I am available to go around the world with you at any time, my dear.

Oh you know I'd fuck you so hard your whole family would come (cum?)

May I suggest a Mascot ,

I suppose the Pole Vault would Have to be different ,
Maybe Pole IN Vault !!!!!
Or Synchronized Sucking !!
Or The Group Grope !!

Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!!

You are not alone.


You know, in the Ancient Greek days, that was how they did it. I don't know if they had the hurdles, though.

I was thinking more along the lines of Synchronized swimming , or Team Rhythm Gymnastics ,
but Ladys Hurdles could be interesting as well,

No. The women's beach volleyball is perfect just the way it is, because they are *all but* naked, and that is even hotter.

I agree with Els.

Damn! They finally add sex to the Olympics and it's after I turn pro!