Warren Buffet vs Chuck Norris
 

Which one? Why?

While Warren has done a spectacular job of watching and making the market's movement work for him, he just can't stand up to Chuck. He could turn the direction of the markets with a twitch of his left eye and then turn it it back by wiggling his pinkie toes.

"Margaritaville" was a nice single but they didn't have to go and make a lifestyle out of it.

oh, please. Chuck Norris 4eva!

I've heard Chuck flosses with a straight razor.

...provided by the invisible hand of Warren.

Norris. Polymers,...ironically provided by the invisible hand of Warren.

Hey warch, fantasy football this year? One slot left.

Nah. I pulled my fantasy hamstring. : )