Cellar Updates:
 

__________'s __________ was killed while eating a cheeseburger-in-a-can, on a plane-on-a-treadmill when it collided with the WTC on 9/11; and if you type 1337 h4x0r into wingdings on MS Word it shows a picture of that happening, while the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches 85% of top mgmt with his noodley appendage. Did I leave anything important out?

Yep. The whole catastrophe could have been averted were it not for failings directly traceable to top management. Dic.

You left out ur finger.

I'm sorry

Yes you are!

Just messin classic...you're all right in my cellar book!

it's a dolphin