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Juniper

08-01-2008 01:52 AM

Intros

I didn't see an intro thread, as many forums have...so in my newbieisticness (newbieism? Newbieishness?), maybe this will be OK.

Hi! I'm Juniper!

I'd grown bored and a little bit annoyed with other message boards I've been on and needed a bit of fresh air. I knew I'd found a winner when a quick browse made me laugh out loud, and really mean it.

Looking forward to meeting all of you. :D

ZenGum

08-01-2008 09:09 AM

Hello Juniper!

:welcome:

Tell me, were you brought forth by a Juniper Bush or something?

barefoot serpent

08-01-2008 09:21 AM

Hi Juniper! Welcome abored!

Your berries make my favorite cocktail.

Griff

08-01-2008 09:29 AM

People rarely come to the Cellar for fresh air, but welcome anyway.:cool:

Sundae

08-01-2008 10:04 AM

Hello Juniper.
I think the reason we don't have a newbies thread is because we're more interested in what people have to say than in their post count.

That's not to say we don't welcome people of course.
LJ will be along later with the quiz.

sweetwater

08-01-2008 10:22 AM

Welcome, Juniper. Enjoy the Cellar!

xoxoxoBruce

08-01-2008 10:32 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper.:D

Juniper

08-01-2008 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 472988)

People rarely come to the Cellar for fresh air, but welcome anyway.:cool:

Well, I suppose it is a bit contradictory...fresh air in the cellar. :headshake

DanaC

08-01-2008 01:48 PM

Hallo Juniper! Nice to meet you:) Pull up a stool and relax.....but whatever you do....don't ever open that Red Door over there....*supresses a slight shudder and masks it with a friendly smile*

HungLikeJesus

08-01-2008 02:12 PM

Red door? Red door?

I thought it was the green door we weren't supposed to open.

DanaC

08-01-2008 02:23 PM

Nope, the red door.

....it's the name of an epsiode of IT Crowd:P

lumberjim

08-01-2008 02:30 PM

been a while since we had a quiz...

this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:

1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?

3. What does a gay snake say?

4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?

6. How many Jacksons are there?

7. (insert your own quiz question here)

8. Have you aver killed a hobo?

9. Why aren't you working right now?

10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?

5. Where does the Wild Goose go?

Elspode

08-02-2008 12:30 AM

Hello, Juniper. Don't mind Lumberjim. The price of institutionalization is much too high these days, so we all take turns minding him here.

Today is your day, BTW.

Juniper

08-02-2008 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 473101)

been a while since we had a quiz...

this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:

1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?
Your ass?

2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?
Dunno...shouldn't that be "who?" Oh wait, who's on first.

3. What does a gay snake say?
Maybe you ought to ask Harry Potter.

4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?
You scream, we all scream for ice cream!

6. How many Jacksons are there?
Umm... dunno, how many $20 bills ya got?

7. (insert your own quiz question here)
Um...what's on second?

8. Have you aver killed a hobo?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

9. Why aren't you working right now?
I am working. I am doing research for my next horror novel.

10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?
I don't know's on third.

5. Where does the Wild Goose go?
To a bar in Chicago.
http://www.wildgoosebar.com/

NoBoxes

08-02-2008 04:15 AM

Answered a question with a question 40% of the time.

Hmmm, perhaps a suitable greeting is:

Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper? :p

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