You're all Fired!
 

Clean out your desks. Give your keys and badges to the receptionist on your way out.

I knew I couldn't keep this ruse going forever.

Fired on a Monday. Sounds GREAT to me!:D
I left a job (voluntarily) at a psyche hospital and they made me give up my ward keys. I just know that someday I will wish I still had them.

but I still have vacation time coming

You must be mistaken. You work for me.

Or at least you did, up until a moment ago.

This is confusing...now, who do I get my severance from?

What about my 4:30 doctors appt? can I still leave early for that?

You can't fire me -- I quit!

I was just staying here for old times sake. I made more money at scientistsgonewild.com anyway.


nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!:p

The subject of hot, smart girls is actually being discussed at this very moment...

I had wondered why my paychecks stopped coming 6 months ago...

We like to let these things sort of work themselves out...

drop the red stapler, flint

Damn! You beat me to the red stapler comment.

Whoo hoo.

I'm going back to bed. I'll start working on my plan for world domination tomorrow, after I file for unemployment.