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how big is your nose?
I know your nose in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain And the moment that you wander far from me I wanna feel you in my arms again And you come to me on a summer breeze Keep me warm in your love Then you softly leave And it's me you need to show How big is your nose? How big is your nose? I really meant to learn Cos we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they All should let us be. I believe in you You know the door to my very nose You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour My savior when I fall And you may not think I care for you When you know down inside That I really do How big is your nose? (links to a midi file of the music!) How big is your nose? I really meant to learn Cos we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they All should let us be. |
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test...now remove your thumb from your nose and use a kleenex! |
Sorry, my thumb is considerably longer than my nose.
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I heard a dude's wang is the length from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger.
Does that work for you? If you're at work, don't feel that you have to test this one right away. |
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But I will accept further subjects to improve the accuracy of my data. |
I'm assuming you mean with your fingers stretched out in kind of a "gun" shape, right?
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Stretched out as far apart as they can go under their own power, which is about 90 degrees.
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I'm trying to figure out how large my penis would be. I have such small hands! I really am disappointed!! If I dislocate my thumb it could be bigger. (not gonna but it crossed my mind) This points to the fact that if I had one, I would have issues. Are we talking at full sail or what? |
That doesn't work for me. Thumb tip to middle finger tip is less than 9 inches.
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if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.
::smashes your hand into your face:: |
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Would that be called your wangspan?
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I have serious hitch hiker thumbs...that gives me a bit of a theoretical advantage...if I were a man, that is.
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How big is my nose... I dunno, let me see... OUCH!
Now ask me how many eyes I have. |
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