Cellar Valentines!
 

The thread to post a self-made Valentine Card for a fellow member or member- as in cock, of the cellar. Shop, crop, or just write!

(the adult version of exchanging cheesy cards in class)

Be anonymous! Be you! Who cares?

I would start you out but I have some serious work to do on my Valentines. It's a very serious thing you know.....:)

If you would like for me to secretly deliver one you will have to pm me for delivery.

LIKE THIS?

oooh, i love this game! the missing words, in order are paycheck, hand, balls, purse.

Right?

Yup.
:)
lol!

I would expect nothing less LJ....:0 You have certainly captured the spirit of the thing...

Lookout, you have to count the letters.

keys
locks
butt
bed

junk
trunk
pork
pie

:)

:lol:

i think flint was mad that I made my first valentine for jinx, instead of him.....

This is for Cicero!

:lovers: Oh so you do love me?!?

But yea....I haven't even seen your photo yet, so for now, let's just be friends. K? Agreed! (you may not be heart-wrenchingly ugly enough for me, I only accept women with really terrifying mullets)
:D

I don't have a femmullett. Sorry. Cain't youse just loves me for who I aim?

heart goatse?

for freshness

A romantic poem by Sheldon:


Violets are blue,
Roses are thorny;
bend over and spread 'em,
I'm incredibly horny!