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Flint 02-06-2008 10:05 AM

The menace of ROBOTS
 
Nine out of ten people you encounter on a daily basis are probably robots. As for the rest, how do you know they aren't robot sympathizers?

It's getting to where I can't even take a simple trip to the grocery store without muttering under my breath at all the robot bastards clogging the isles with their fake plastic faces, mocking me with their simulations of natural speech. Oh, I'm not fooled by your synthetic fart aroma. Nice try.

If we don't do something about this problem, before it's too late, then :::urgh::: I just got killed by a robot. See? You could be next. Think about that.

Spexxvet 02-06-2008 10:19 AM

DANGER, FLINT ROBINSON, DANGER!

glatt 02-06-2008 10:26 AM

I little water, sprayed from an atomizer into their faces will short circuit their main sensor arrays. It will buy you some time.

Undertoad 02-06-2008 10:35 AM

LIAR! That has NEVER been true! People saw Westworld and they thought water was the answer. But that was over 30 years ago! Do you think the robots never change? Adapt and learn?

Clodfobble 02-06-2008 10:41 AM

Well, at the very least you should buy robot insurance.

Griff 02-06-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 430253)
Well, at the very least you should buy robot insurance.

sold by... robots! They've got us coming and going.

glatt 02-06-2008 10:48 AM

It's like buying "insurance" from the mafia.

Cicero 02-06-2008 10:50 AM

Humans are inferior to robots. Just look at your petty emotional outrage. It's sad really. I'm not even sure how any human babies have survived....does not compute....
:)
Elimination in 3-2-1......

Shawnee123 02-06-2008 11:49 AM

Pick me. Being human sucks.

classicman 02-06-2008 12:28 PM

strange that tw hasn't posted in this thread....hmm.

TheMercenary 02-06-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 430287)
strange that tw hasn't posted in this thread....hmm.

Robots can post here. Damm......

Flint 02-06-2008 01:26 PM

10 "people" have posted here. 9 of you are robots.

TEH CELLAR IS A ROBOTS SCUM SITE!!!1

TheMercenary 02-06-2008 01:34 PM

I am nots robotics...
http://www.calico.ie/blog/uploaded_i...rld-764746.jpg

Elspode 02-06-2008 02:39 PM

Hey, Flint...Klaatu...barada...nicto.

Cicero 02-06-2008 02:50 PM

You haven't even begun to feel the menace of robots.
:)


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