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Flint 02-01-2008 11:34 PM

is being lumberjim morally wrong?
 
like, imagine that there's a poll here, and what the options would be, and then vote on those

lumberjim 02-01-2008 11:50 PM

i vote for: " if i could be lumberjim, i totaly would...he rules...."

Flint 02-01-2008 11:50 PM

so basically you're saying you're ghey for yourself ... that's sick

lumberjim 02-01-2008 11:51 PM

i wish i was you....so i could make love to me.

Flint 02-01-2008 11:53 PM

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Clodfobble 02-02-2008 10:15 AM

People are born being lumberjim, they can't help that. But many say it is immoral to act on those urges. Usually they recommend joining the priesthood to overcome one's lumberjimmy desires.

lumberjim 02-02-2008 10:37 AM

I've always thought that people were born being Flint, and should aspire to improve to appropriately lumberjimish levels of awesomeness.

monster 02-02-2008 10:37 AM

Is being lumber, jimmorally wrong?
Is being lumberjimm, orally wrong?
Is being lumberjimm, orally, wrong?
Is lumbering jim, morally wrong?
Is lumbering jim morally, wrong?
...

SteveDallas 02-02-2008 10:43 AM

Yes, it is morally wrong. Unfortunately, in this country, at least, it's not illegal. But I'm hopeful for future legislative action.

Cicero 02-02-2008 11:07 AM

Option 3) Lumberjim is not morally wrong in Thailand and various other parts of Asia. (perspectivism)


According to some buddhist sects he is on a higher path for attaining vice, greed, and most importantly: desire. Within the 10 realms he must first give in to true desire to attain genuine happiness....Which makes him most likely (at minimum) bodhisattva. This is why he is an awesome salesman...In fact, according to some...he would be a guru. This is the short version....There are many web-sites and Kai-kons devoted to the path of guru-jim...please be advised.

:) There ya go....

Gurujim

lumberjim 02-02-2008 11:17 AM

as i said to the hot dog vendor, "please make me one with everything"

xoxoxoBruce 02-02-2008 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 429324)
Yes, it is morally wrong. Unfortunately, in this country, at least, it's not illegal. But I'm hopeful for future legislative action.

So this is Bush's fault too?

SteveDallas 02-02-2008 03:21 PM

No, I'd have to say it goes back to Reagan.

HungLikeJesus 02-04-2008 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 429331)
as i said to the hot dog vendor, "please make me one with everything"

... and after you paid, you said, "Where's my change?"

and he said, "Change comes from within."

Trilby 02-04-2008 11:06 AM

I am hott for LJ because he is insulting but in a good way--a way that makes you want to be insulted. I consider him a rare red-legged Mexican tarantula who wears a fake nose with black-frame glasses with mustache. He is a death with many sticks----unlike the inferior wolf and nurse spiders who can only pursue you, half naked, to your death* off some cliff.


*a happy, half-naked death


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