Today is International Non-sequitur Day
 

If you hadn't noticed. Let's do it up right folks, I'll start you out:

Ok....go!

Wombats' brains have shrunk over the last two million years but their skulls haven't.

How can you have a non-sequitur in a non-sequitur thread?

and now, for something completely different.

or is that a segue?

Because it's organically grown, you fools.

What do you mean by 'International'?

No non about it, it was a real sequitur.
A big one... with bloodshot eyes and hairy knuckles.
I killed it.

The correct answer is B.

Chocolate catcher's mitt.

Not if you do it right.

So I seem huge, squishy, and sinuously intertwined?

I don't get it...I thought the bee was suppose to pollinate itself...and what is with the traveling wine bonzai?

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fuck! where is my sword?