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TheMercenary 12-23-2007 08:40 AM

The Animals Did it first
 
Sergei’s Litter
Written by Scott Cianciosi on December 20th, 2007 at 12:33 am
From DamnInteresting.com
From the 1920's through the 1950's, a Soviet scientist by the name of Sergei S. Bryukhonenko spent countless hours slaving away in his laboratory. In his homeland, he was known as a respected researcher for his influential insights into blood transfusion. Not content with his previous achievements, Bryukhonenko wanted to push his work to the very limits of possibility. His macabre research focused on the possibility of sustaining life through artificial means. His lab was home to all manner of bizarre experiments and occurrences. His staff quickly became accustomed to the sight of disembodied heads and desiccated animal corpses. As uncomfortable and ghastly as it was, his findings would prove influential to many modern medical procedures.

Bryukhonenko's intention was to create the world's first fully functional heart-lung machine. In essence, these are devices that can provide the body with oxygenated blood while a patient is otherwise unable to. This could be for a variety of reasons, most notably while in surgery for a heart transplant or bypass. It's extremely hard to operate on a beating heart, so these contraptions are needed to keep a patient alive during invasive heart surgery. Beginning his work in 1920, by 1925 Bryukhonenko’s autojector was already being shown to the general public. Consisting of automatic pumps, a reservoir for storing blood and two tubes for injecting and extracting the blood, it's a dangerous primitive looking machine by today's standards. However, by most accounts, it was dependable and performed its job adequately.

The rest of the story:
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=930#more-930

xoxoxoBruce 12-23-2007 09:32 AM

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Now there's the quintessential, "mad scientist".

Griff 12-23-2007 12:35 PM

very bad ju ju

TheMercenary 12-23-2007 12:42 PM

Well unless you have had open heart surgery and by-pass.

xoxoxoBruce 12-23-2007 02:01 PM

Well, I haven't had open heart surgery and by-pass, but I'm thankful to the animals that tested my lipstick.

TheMercenary 12-23-2007 02:02 PM

Thank the whales, they started it.

xoxoxoBruce 12-23-2007 02:17 PM

Whales wear lipstick?

TheMercenary 12-23-2007 02:24 PM

Yep, just on their heads.

A picture of a guy who wants to kiss it.

http://whalepenis.org/

xoxoxoBruce 12-23-2007 02:28 PM

Eeeew, that's ghey..... but a mermaid, weeellllll...


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