WTF Christmas Gifts
 

here is a place to drop all of those gift ideas you'd like to share. or at least the ones that stop you in your tracks with a puzzled look on your face.

Here is the man groomer.

Two friends and I are getting this for our ceramics teacher:

http://scotteriology.files.wordpress...ion-figure.jpg

So the link shows 2 jugs when it's just one reversible jug.
They'll burn in hell for that.

If you're going the homemade route...I've got just what every little girl dreams of for Christmas here....

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/a...wered-cart.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/Christmas toy_b.JPG

From the outer box of a remote control car we got for one of the kids for Christmas. Any bets on what the lead content in this thing is?

"Forbid to refresh towards can't refresh of common battery, slice to record!"

Does this mean "Do not attempt to charge regular batteries, or we'll cut you!"?

My brother told me last week that he isn't done making the presents he plans to give to my children. He'd put his name on the waiting list to use the laser cutter (or maybe engraver) at the local tech club, and he also needed to finish making the DVD of instructions that the kids are to watch only after my wife and I have left the room.

I'm beginning to regret removing the utility knife from the toolkit we're giving his 10 year old son. It could have been payback in advance. At least there's a hammer in there.

here is where you get to find out how responsible and respectful your children are. if you do not hear "uncle jagass - it was very disrespectful to give a gift that our father would not approve", then you have further work to do.

good measuring stick, really.

Yeah, but that's what aunts and uncles are for!!

I once got an aftershave lotion gift set from my cousin.

About two years after I grew my beard.

that works even better. you just rub that stuff into your beard and then you can make it look all cool. like a greasy styling gel or something. of course some smartass might ask you what the greasy stuff smeared in your beard is.

pah, that's what I get for being lazy and not uploading it myself, sorry guys