Secret Santa - The Gifts
 

Thank you, thank you...THANK YOU!!! to my secret santa :D

My gift arrived today and I opened it as I will be on the other side of Australia for Christmas.

The whale penis box had me giggling and a bit apprehensive about how I was going to explain the gynormous penis necklace I was wearing.

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But I loved the gift :D

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Have them on now

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Thanks again.

Sorry I didnt wait to open it, but as I said, it will probably be New Years before I opened it otherwise.

Apologies for the pic quality, they are off my phone.

Ooh, they're lovely.

awesome. excellent work there secret santa.

and good job on the lovely ear and neck there, ducksnuts parents.

Oooh you lucky ducky! ;)

Gifts from my secret santa!
 

Is this where I should post? I hope so, or else, someone can kiss my ass...I don't really care who...

Anyway, here goes...

I received this package from Fedex today, much to my surprise. I removed the card attached to the top and this is what it said:
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Inside:

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When I opened the box, I was STUNNED to see the following:

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So, with caution, I proceeded...gently. (for those who can't see the edges it says "Yar, there be COCKS here!") Indeed there was not just one cock...

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...but two!

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I am not sure what they are made of, but they are hard as ceramic...and I think they are designed for something light and either salty or peppery comes out of them when I shake them a lot.

Thank you for giving me 2 cocks, secret santa. I will take care of them and use them often.

The next thing I discovered was:

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There was a little note on the back, that I didn't discover until after I took the photos. It says: "You must have a finely tuned BS meter to survive in The Cellar! Practice makes perfect."

But that wasn't all. There was one more gift:

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There was a note on the back of this one, too, but I am afraid that if I share it, my secret santa will be revealed. Perhaps one could determine the source of these great gifts by interpreting their meanings? Hmm?

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Thank you so very much, Secret Santa. :cheese:

lol!!! I love it!!!! I know who it was!!!
I like the card too! Awesome!!


Ducksnuts seems to have made out pretty well too! Whale penis and jewelry...well if that isn't the spirit of the cellar!

cool!

[lame way out]

here's what i got from someone in NC.
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thank you , SS!

My SS thought these would taste Nice !!!
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I bet they do !!!

Redex would taste nice?

This?

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that bacon dressing is the bomb.


heated up over spinach and tomato salad....goat cheese.....mmmmmmm

That sounds GOOD !!

Just ordered this for my daughter-paid almost as much to ship as the item cost but I know she'll love it

I received mine today. It's awesome. I love it. It's totally me! The letter was "sweet" as well. Quite revealing. Thank you so very much SS - I think I know, but not exactly sure.

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What a talent.

Is that Madeline?