You know what I haven't had in a while?
 

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Big League Chew.

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Orange Crush

Jim Beam and water

Bazooka Bubble Gum

Aww man, this kid gave me some Bazooka last week and there wasn't even a comic. What's the point? I was very disappointed. I pulled my turtleneck up to my nose just for effect.

A good hard shag?

thanks for saying that dana. my first thought was " a BJ from a complete stranger?"

lol nice.

forget you know me...

sex with a corpse

eh, i dated this girl once and she would just lay... oh nevermind.

Last night, Sunday Afternoon and several times the week before. :-)
Being gay makes sex easier to get than water.

Oh crikey - sparked off a bad memory. Not in the WTC, so I forgive you.

I was working my way round to finishing with a man who was quite besotted with me. I just didn't want to hurt his feelings (well okay, he came in the pub I worked in with a group of other guys I liked and the awkwardness was a factor). So I took to submitting to his advances rather than participating. He said something like, "At least move Sundae, it's like fucking a corpse!" I took it as my cue to storm out (well it's pretty much a relationship ender!)

He stopped coming to the pub after that. I am still ashamed at my duplicity 15 years later.

I'd be more worried about having sex with someone who knows what fucking a corpse feels like! lol

true, but to be fair being in scottsdale makes sex about as easy to get as water. for anyone.