Red Rooster gives me gas....
 

Seriously, I can burp for nearly 2 minutes, and they are *nut rumbling* burps (if I had nuts that is).

Our 80 yr old go-fer was having a nanna nap and I woke him from his slumber....actually, I think I near gave him heart failure....he woke with a bit of a fright.

Ovary-oscillating?

Any chance we can get an alternative fuel source out of this?

well they do use methane as fuel.

I look forward to the day we all have our very own colostomyesc bags full of gas which we can then plug in to the microwave when we get home.

You have a gas microwave???

Yes, we're very advanced in Queensland. :)

First time I've ever head someone claim that :)
Mind you, my home base is Adelaide. We have electricity there now, you know. Soon we hope to have water, too!

Well just keep praying. It might happen. hehee

And really rude taxi drivers

Jim's slacking in his duties. *sigh* seems like i have to do everyhting around here these days.....

Red Rooster?

http://www.aracnet.com/~dickpr/pww/r...e/rooster1.gif

Cock.

that's one handsome cock.

thx. i maded u wun 2, but i eated it