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this is absolutely terrible; mind you, i used paint shop pro and i am barely acquainted with even that program. terrible. ugh. but i thought it was amusing to see myself stuck in a TV.

http://jeni.gaveup.org/weird.jpg

that's good! :cool:

Pakistani President Jenvez Musharrham.

She don't drop da bomb... she IS da bomb

Alright. I just wanted to do a quick and dirty Photoshop. Realize a couple of things:

1) I don't have my Intuos2 12x12 drawing tablet yet
2) Before today, I hadn't used Photoshop in nearly 3 years
3) I just got Photoshop today and this is the first thing I did with it

So. :)

I'll let Jen explain the picture.

http://www.metastudios.com/dave/images/tvstation.jpg

High quality PNG here: http://www.metastudios.com/dave/images/tvstation.png

OH MY GOD that is the most terrible photo of me in existence. ugh...oh well. what can i do?

that is a picture of me on my birthday (about 30 pounds fatter than i am now, too...which is why i find it such a terrible photo) and david got me...was it the trackball? anyway, he got me a trackball and he wrapped it in a plastic bag, and then proceeded to wrap it with NOT ONE but TWO rolls of duct tape. awful. i had a great old time trying to get it off before five minutes was up. what a terrible picture of a fun time. oh well :)

oh, and off to the side you can see the lovely jar of miracle whip that accompanied my other gifts...

Pretty good Ike, 'cept you missed the reflection in the table!

Don't worry though, even George Lucas has trouble with that sorta thing..

Why is it that everyone <b>except</b> me is cutting out the little red thing in the lower left corner? I left that shit there. You fools should too. :)

here, dammit.
http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/Kevinkolsen/max2.jpg
I even got the guy's reflection in the TV this time, Mr. Picky.

hah. david, i don't have time for cutting out little red things. not all networks place those, so it doesn't make it any less true-to-life. dammit. :)

I think that's a sticker placed on the actual tv. Looks like it says that the tv is cable-ready. The same station displayed on other tvs don't have it.

So, sorry Ike. No little red sticker -- my suspension of disbelieve is shattered. :]

Here, Dammit.
http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/Kevinkolsen/max3.jpg
Your precious little red sticker is there; however, there is one other place I'd like to stick it....

http://www.gartsvault.com/Accounts/K...sen/donkey.jpg
your ass.