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TheMercenary 10-11-2007 07:55 PM

You Park Like an A-hole!
 
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

Check out the gallery. Besure and print out some fake tickets to make your point. :D

Aliantha 10-11-2007 08:00 PM

Yep, some people are fucking hopeless. They shit me to tears.

Urbane Guerrilla 10-11-2007 08:50 PM

Include a check box that says "And you've done this more than once around here -- you're fucking hopeless. Rude, too."

dar512 10-11-2007 09:32 PM

Must be going around. I ran across badparking.org recently too.

SteveDallas 10-11-2007 10:13 PM

Quote:

**NOTE: youparklikeanasshole.com does not support
making the notices provided into stickers in the intent
to adhere said notices onto offending assholes.**
:lol2:

lumberjim 10-11-2007 11:22 PM

so...you're supposed to print and carry these things around with you? Is there a keep your fucking litter off of my windshield dot com website?

rkzenrage 10-12-2007 12:08 AM

There is one for wheelchair parking where you take a photo of them (like with your phone, etc) and the site posts them publicly and sends the pic to their local police department.
From what I understand the police response has been picking-up.
There are also "tickets" for you to print-out to put under their wiper.
The worst for me are the dick-heads that park in the loading area next to my van so my ramp can't open and let me into it.
The bag people that stack a ton of carts in there are just as bad also.

I'm to the point now to where I am about to "just not see the car there"... my ramp is 1/4" steel and hydraulic, oops. :rolleyes:

Sundae 10-12-2007 09:50 AM

I'm glad I moved away from Leicester before I saw this site.
Impolite parking makes me froth at the mouth and Leicester seemed to be having a 5 year long festival of it.

Hmmm, I wonder if London is really that much better, or whether it's the fact I am back on my meds :)

ZenGum 10-12-2007 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 394300)
I'm to the point now to where I am about to "just not see the car there"... my ramp is 1/4" steel and hydraulic, oops. :rolleyes:

I wonder why (and if) you haven't done that already.

I also wonder, if they took you to court, and you counter sued for damage to your ramp ... what would the law say?

Wanna be the test case?

Also RK, I'm still wondering if tasers work on bears. You being in Florida, bears might be a bit scarce, but I'm also curious to know if they work on gators. Just in case, you know... Wanna try it for me and let me know?

jinx 10-12-2007 10:55 AM

The hate mail is pretty funny - apparently these things always get put on innocent people's cars (although I do tend to think think there's a difference between a bad park job and true asshole move.)

rkzenrage 10-12-2007 03:50 PM

Please enlighten me as to the difference between a bad parking job and an asshole move?
If you choose to drive like shit, you are an asshole.

theotherguy 10-12-2007 03:52 PM

I have put these on a few cars. Usually as a joke to someone I know.

rkzenrage 10-12-2007 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 394359)
I wonder why (and if) you haven't done that already.

I also wonder, if they took you to court, and you counter sued for damage to your ramp ... what would the law say?

Wanna be the test case?

Also RK, I'm still wondering if tasers work on bears. You being in Florida, bears might be a bit scarce, but I'm also curious to know if they work on gators. Just in case, you know... Wanna try it for me and let me know?

Taser... their hair and skin are too thick. Pepper spray works. Gators... no way, guns hardly work on them.

It would not damage my ramp at all, it is built to hit concrete constantly.
I did not see their car, it was parked in a loading zone... sue me for what?
Why have I not done it yet? Not sick of it enough yet... but I'm getting there.
Went to Cypress Gardens recently for a graduation and there were two dozen disabled parking spots. Not one person had a disabled tag who was in the spot and every loading zone was full.
I am now to the point where I am taking photos of the cars with my phone and uploading them to the site and calling the cops on them and if they block me in from now on... I may just not see them. I am done.
I used to make excuses... there are NONE. It is always intentional and their choosing to say that their convenience is more important than someone else's safety and suffering.

Flint 10-12-2007 04:24 PM

My gripe is not as good as yours, but I'll say it again: why don't they have pregnant parking anymore? For instance, Tom Thumb used to have the "Stork Club" parking, now they have 15 minute parking for Starbucks customers. Directly in front of the store - closer than the handicapped spots.

There's a Starbucks inside the Tom Thumb, but (hilariously) there's another standalone Starbucks right out in front of the Tom Thumb, about fifty yards away. With it's very own Starbucks parking lot.

Anyway, my pregnant wife (third trimester and carrying a 1yo in her arms) either has to waddle across the parking lot, through traffic, or park "illegally" in the special Starbucks parking spots. Guess where she parks.

Oh, and also Tom Thumb doesn't have a changing table in their bathrooms. And this is the fancy (expensive) store.

rkzenrage 10-12-2007 04:39 PM

Our local Wal-Mart still has pregnant parking.


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