One Sentence Story 2
 

The first one was great so lets do another one



Nic just got back from Condom Sense with his blow up doll and...

There was no way Nic could sleep at night without his new Nell Carter doll.

"Gimme a break, I ain't misbehavin' wit no Nell Carter doll," he said. Nic went back to Condom Sense to exchange for something hotter.

As he approached the store, the ass-pumping queerio saw exactly what he was looking for - a life-like John Holmes Love Doll.

Unfortunately, John Ashcroft caught him by the arm before he could enter and said...

"i heard they call you 'sugar' 'cause you give it out so sweet."

"If you got the dime, I got the time baby," Nic replied itchin' fer a little...

anal penetration. When he was a young boy, all of but 15, he discovered, through his friend Ricardo, the joys of the prostate.

Dhamsaic awoke, wondering why his dreams tortured him with thoughts of Nic, turning to Madelline Albright, he asked...

"Why are you so fucking ugly?"

Because, I just heard from your broker you sold the makers of Preparation H short again, didn't you?

Ah, my young padawan, dham has no need of Preparation H while he still has his Jedi light-ShowerMassage.

Which he used the excruiating details of to verbally beat innocent bystanders into submission with so he could

clandestinely plant cicada larvae into their colons.

Several years later Kilgore Trout, with growing lower abdominal stress...