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British tornados
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Any of you affected by this? |
wtf?
We're not in Kansas any more. |
don't the British have them grilled for breakfast?
wait a minute . . . oh. tornados. Nevermind! :p |
Nope, missed me completely
My parents live roughly between Luton & Northampton, but off by many miles as we Brits judge distance (anything over 10 miles away requires an overnight stay) |
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I hate it when they buzz the 'hood like that!;)
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No tornados in the North...but lot of rain and blustery winds.
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It was raining in Woolwich this morning. I slipped over in front of a group of young lads with cans of beer in their hands. It was 09.30.
A man standing with them (older, sans beer) rushed to help me up and gave a right telling off to those who laughed. Which of course made me feel like I was going to cry. I have 2 skinned knees. |
Rat bastards! Who laughs when a lady falls?
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But yes, our dinky little island spoils us with its close-packed riches :) |
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I did some amazing arm flailing in my attempt not to fall, and managing to go down on two knees in the rain is pretty spectacular. Still, their punishment will come :headshake |
Wizard of Oztershire
Anon, the house began to pitch, the kitchen, and the loo, took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch, guvner Which was not a jolly situation for the wicked witch Who began to twitch, (bollocks!) and was reduced to just a stitch Of what was once the blimey wicked witch :) |
That made me do a really unattractive and braying laugh like BWAH-HAH-HA-ha
Priceless |
Yay! I was hoping it wouldn't offend, but I just couldn't pass it up. :)
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