Scandal Rocks The Cellar!
 

Fuck! Finally foiled by fake focus.

Dauntless Dwellars discover deception, deal deathblow to depiction. Debunked!

Shawnee shocked by sheer sadistic streak shown by stealthy snapshot scammers.

Spexxvet speculates spectral spook 'sponsible for spurious spectacle!

Adam augments attraction by altering aberrations and adding Abraham's authoritative aspect!

Brilliant Dwellars! :)

Griff gazes guilelessly, gimp gives great gall.

Griff gropes granny, greets groin grapes.

Spex spits spermicide, spoils spunk.

Amazing! Adam's analysis airs arrant amateurish artifice!
Also, Adam's audacious artistic addition accords asses agreeable amusement!

(erm... sorry about the "asses" bit. Nothing else fit.)

We're all asses here. We aren't shy about it. Stick around, you'll see. And I bet you will stick around, since I see you've changed your description, and worked a little on your profile. . . . You can check out any time you like, sculpty-boy, but you can never leave. One of us. One of us. etc. etc.

I know... I'm a LONGtime lurker. Short time member.

Wha-? Nope. Haven't touched it. Still the same long-winded bio and flowery prose as always.

But I'll stick around anyways.


...lurking-like.


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Ah, well. At any rate I lured you off of the IotD forum. Carry on...lurking.
But please, do post some more 'shops when the mood strikes you. This thread, in particular, is begging for someone with the midas touch.

Fucking Toad...what else has he scammed us about?!

$10 says he's a woman.